What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?

Unacceptable again!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

When a narcissist mad at their new supply, do they take it out on the old supply?

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good.

Tamagotchi Plaza Nintendo Switch™ 2 Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 - Nintendo

Nuts and Butts

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Why do atheists demand that everyone must accept their own self-definition? Is that any different from demanding others must accept their choice among 87 genders or be labeled as a bigot?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Have you ever been instructed/forced to crossdress for the benefit of others?

No go.

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

13 million years ago, this object released as much energy as a billion suns in a fraction of a second! - Farmingdale Observer

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

European probe snaps first images of the sun's south pole - NBC News

No way

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do women change that much more with age?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

Mark Hughes: Mercedes can disrupt McLaren-Verstappen fight - The Race

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Measles 'exposure event' confirmed in Great Falls - KRTV

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why do flat-earth conspiracy theorists believe that photos from space, including those of satellites, are fake?